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monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

phd-in-lycanthropy:

My TV screwed up with the show titles like

imagehow can you screw up this bad

imageI dont even know what its suppossed to say

imageTHIS IS KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS

imageAH YES MY FAVORITE SHOW VERY JUMP THINGS

imagemy personal favorite

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what?????

imagelook its my favorite super hero the chicken Spider-Man

imagehow do you even screw up this badly????

imagelike how even

imageorphan black???????

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

funny

opisthocoelicaudia:

godblessoursluts:

flappypussyz:

My coffee image

How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???

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tugamaggie:

dreamparticles:

doctorsaxon:

frecklesbajorek:

chekovs:

and then they have sex on the gold

and then we give birth to our son Flynn Rider on the gold

and then he meets a girl whose hair is made of gold

and she’s the lost princess, so she has a crown which is also made of gold

and then he steals the crown made of gold to go live on an island surrounded by enormous piles of gold

… and THEN we go back to Spain.

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tugamaggie:

dreamparticles:

doctorsaxon:

frecklesbajorek:

chekovs:

and then they have sex on the gold

and then we give birth to our son Flynn Rider on the gold

and then he meets a girl whose hair is made of gold

and she’s the lost princess, so she has a crown which is also made of gold

and then he steals the crown made of gold to go live on an island surrounded by enormous piles of gold

… and THEN we go back to Spain.

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

Stay With Me by Sam Smith from the album: In The Lonely Hour (Deluxe Edition)

And deep down I know this never works
But you can lay down with me so it doesn’t hurt…

adiostoreadumb:

A miracle happened today.

slay-z:

sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go 

i’m gonna make you famous

"Somebody said to me, ‘You’ll never be in a film as successful as Harry Potter.’
“I said ‘You’re right, but neither will anyone else.’”