holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
My TV screwed up with the show titles like
how can you screw up this bad
I dont even know what its suppossed to say
THIS IS KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS
AH YES MY FAVORITE SHOW VERY JUMP THINGS
my personal favorite
look its my favorite super hero the chicken Spider-Man
how do you even screw up this badly????
like how even
and then they have sex on the gold
and then we give birth to our son Flynn Rider on the gold
and then he meets a girl whose hair is made of gold
and she’s the lost princess, so she has a crown which is also made of gold
and then he steals the crown made of gold to go live on an island surrounded by enormous piles of gold
… and THEN we go back to Spain.
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
And deep down I know this never works
But you can lay down with me so it doesn’t hurt…
A miracle happened today.
sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go
i’m gonna make you famous